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About ChompChompDead

There's not much of a story to tell. I was collecting bottle caps, minding my own business. Then I made a website. Then my friend Josh Tuftin helped me find people to write for it. And then I got tested for STDs.

ChompChompDead is for everybody who thinks that reading stuff on the internet shouldn't be predictable. The day I'm not surprised by what happens on this site, I'm selling all my shit, getting sponsored by a gum company, and dancing in every fucking country on the planet. Should be the first time someone pulls that off, I reckon.

Keep fit and have fun,
Michael Parkatti